
After years of pushing, shoving and abuse I have
been forced to add a "Jokes" page to the site. The jokes
come from many sources mostly mates near and far. I will add the jokes
I
am sent
to
the site,
they will all be vetted for content, but don't let that put you off
sending any type of joke, I love a real dodgy joke as much as anyone...........Jeff
To Email Jokes Click "HERE"
Author |
Jokes
Click on Jokes to read.
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J.L. |
Baby
Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table,
he looks into his small bowl.
It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?", He squeaks. |
J.L. |
A married couple were in a terrible accident
where the woman's face was severely burned. |
P.W. |
A man and his wife are driving down the highway having a fight
over the
husband sleeping with another woman. |
P.W. |
A
pregnant Irish woman from Dublin is involved in a car accident
and
falls into a deep coma. |
P.W. |
Husband and wife
in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She:"Oh that feels good." His hand moves to her breast...... |
J.M. |
Patrick M'Bouma, the
African boxing champion, who two years ago lost both feet in
a horrific car accident........ |
P.W.
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Some
people are like Slinkies . . . Not really good for anything.........
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P.W.
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What
does it mean when a guitar player is drooling out both sides
of his mouth?
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P.W.
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What
did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his
amplifier on?
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P.W.
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A
guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I
keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a
teepee, then I'm a wigwam..........................
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P.W.
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Monique
and Jordan walk into a sexshop. They tell the shop assistant
they want to buy a dildo....
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