After years of pushing, shoving and abuse I have been forced to add a "Jokes" page to the site. The jokes come from many sources mostly mates near and far. I will add the jokes I am sent to the site, they will all be vetted for content, but don't let that put you off sending any type of joke, I love a real dodgy joke as much as anyone...........Jeff

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J.L.
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?", He squeaks.
J.L.
A married couple were in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.
P.W.
A man and his wife are driving down the highway having a fight over the
husband sleeping with another woman.
P.W.
A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin is involved in a car accident and
falls into a deep coma.
P.W.
Husband and wife in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She:"Oh that feels good." His hand moves to her breast......
J.M.
Patrick M'Bouma, the African boxing champion, who two years ago lost both feet in a horrific car accident........
P.W.
Some people are like Slinkies . . . Not really good for anything.........
P.W.
What does it mean when a guitar player is drooling out both sides of his mouth?
P.W.
What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?
P.W.
A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam..........................
P.W.
Monique and Jordan walk into a sexshop. They tell the shop assistant they want to buy a dildo....

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